"'I thought I wanted a new era of transparency and accountability, but honestly, I just can't handle it,' Ohio resident Nathan Pletcher said. ...'From now on, ....' Pletcher added. 'Tell me my savings are okay, everybody has a job, and we're No. 1 again. Please, just lie to my face.'
Oh wait it is from the Onion ;) Thought you needed a study break!